Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
- me: *logs in*
- tumblr: i love dogs! look at this dog!! dog dog dog!!!!
- me: *falls asleep*
attracted to men sexually, repelled by men emotionally
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting